BIZARRE BRITISH NEWS

BUZZZZZZZ, 'CHEESE!'

A cheerful bumblebee has been caught smiling on camera in a remarkable photo. Chris Cox, from Holywell Bay in Cornwall, took the 'once in a liftetime shot' whilst testing out his camera. Beginners Luck or photography genius? Check out the pic here; http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=155091&in_page_id=34

GRANDMA LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGER!

Imagine asking a pretty girl out for a date, she looks young and fit, her skin tight and firm. After a lovely meal you plump for the awkward question; "so how old are you?", your date smiles as she sips down a sherry and says "I'm 82, how old are you?". A group of scientists at the University of Michigan think they may have found the cause of aged skin - collagen. As people grow older their bodies release an enzyme which dissolves collagen, causing skin to become saggy and weak. It looks like 'Collagen Re-Growth' pills are just around the corner. In a few years time, the scenario above could become a 'horrifying' reality.

PUBLIC REVENGE ON CHEATING HUBBY

Pasha Cummings from Seaham was featured exposing his backside in over 200 posters plastered around his hometown. The caption beneath the embarassing photo labelled Pasha a "Lying, Cheating, Two-Timing Arse!". The chief suspect is recently emigrated ex-wife, Carol, though she denies the allegation. That'll teach him!

ES IST EIN KROKODIL!

A crocodile was spotted by municipal employees in part of the Innerste River, Germany. An animal control expert has been called upon to hunt down the crocodile. The reptile is believed to have been purchased as a pet and released into the river.

HIDE AND SEEK HARDCORE!

A Japanese woman was arrested in Tokyo after being found hiding in a man's closet. The homeless woman had sneaked into the closet and remained undetected for over a year! The home-owner became suspicious after he noticed food going missing. He called police who found the woman in the top of the closet - she had even sneaked a mattress in there and took regular showers. I guess the home-owner didn't change his clothes very often then!